Before we get to the physics lesson, let's talk about some math:
1 two year old
+ 1 blanket
+ 1 thumb
- afternoon nap
+ close proximity to Mommy during dinner prep. =
Seriously - - this is the kitchen floor here people.
My kids crack me up.Literally.
As you will see.
Now for the Physics lesson. First get yourself one of those great big sqwushy love sacks. Next, place your 35 pound 2-year-old on it. Finally, have a 100+ pound adult female jump onto the love sack.
Are you visualizing this?
You have just created a rudimentary catapult! Congratulations, you now understand a little more about the physics of projectile motion. Oh, and by the way, be sure to get out of the way when the projectile 2-year-old comes flying at you off the love sack.
Trust me on this one.
4 comments:
And my what a clean kitchen floor it is! Love the shiner, I am jealous, I have always wanted one!
Good thing commenter #1 has eyes. I was confused as to what happened and what the picture was about. I didn't notice the eye! Maybe it's because I expect mother's eyes to look like that all the time from tiredness! Now I know why you had to look up trebuchets. (Sp?)
My kids would NEVER in a million years fall asleep if there is anything going on, let alone any place besides a quiet bedroom! I am so jealous!
I'm jealous, your kitchen floor is spotless. What a priceless moment!
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